DoS jokes
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
Memes
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
How do u catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!