DoS jokes
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
Memes
Me every day
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.