DoS jokes
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
Memes
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"