DoS jokes
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Memes
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What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
A man and a child walk into the woods. The child turns to the man and says, "Mister, can we go home? It's getting late, and I'm scared to walk home."
The man turns to the child and says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!