DoS jokes
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
Memes
Me every day
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.