DoS jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Memes
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.