DoS jokes
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Memes
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How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼