DoS jokes
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
Memes
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!