Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
DoS Jokes
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"
Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
