DoS jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Memes
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!