What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
