DoS jokes
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Memes
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
How do you see past that forehead?
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...