What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
A man and a child walk into the woods. The child turns to the man and says, "Mister, can we go home? It's getting late, and I'm scared to walk home."
The man turns to the child and says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
