DoS jokes
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Memes
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.