DoS jokes
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Memes
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.