How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
DoS Jokes
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
