DoS jokes
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Memes
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.