DoS jokes
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Memes
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
I hate double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.