Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
DoS Jokes
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
