DoS jokes
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Memes
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.