DoS jokes
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Memes
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege