DoS jokes
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Memes
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.