DoS jokes
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Memes
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.