What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
DoS Jokes
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
