What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
DoS Jokes
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
