DoS jokes
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Memes
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.