DoS jokes
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
Memes
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.