DoS jokes
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Memes
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.