DoS jokes

You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?

What's the definition of a bastard?

Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

There is a dark alley. Who do you call?

Batman.

What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.

What do you say when the toilet is clogged?

Oh shit!

Where do polar bears keep their money?

In a snowbank!

In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.

What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?

Dollar a pop!

Get it?

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.

Why do orphans hate cricket?

Because they can't get a "homerun."

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

A suicide squad.

What do you call a funny drink?

Punch!

Do you want to hear a joke?

Never mind, it’s too punny.

I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.

What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?

DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!

How do you punish a blind kid?

Rearrange the furniture.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 Detour.

What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?

They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me!