DoS jokes
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Memes
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.