What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
DoS Jokes
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"
I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
