DoS jokes
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Memes
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.