DoS jokes

What do Indians call their father when they are born?

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What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.

I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?

Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.

What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?

Rainbow Six Siege

My sister told me she liked Medusa.

I said, "Huh?"

My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.

What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.

What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?

I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.

I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"

I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.

What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?

Sit down comedy.

Why does an orphan start with an "O"?

Because they only see their parents in their dream.

Why do people call priests "Father"?

Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.

Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.