What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
DoS Jokes
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
