DoS jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Memes
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.