DoS jokes
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Memes
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)