DoS jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Memes
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.