Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
