DoS jokes
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Memes
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."