DoS jokes
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Memes
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.