DoS jokes
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
Memes
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didnโt work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad canโt wake them up.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.