DoS jokes
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Memes
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.