DoS jokes
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
Memes
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.