DoS jokes
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
Memes
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.