What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
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What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
