One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
