DoS jokes
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Memes
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.