DoS jokes
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Memes
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!