DoS jokes
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Memes
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.