DoS jokes
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
Memes
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol