Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
DoS Jokes
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
