DoS jokes
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
Memes
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
How do you see past that forehead?
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.