DoS jokes
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
Memes
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.