DoS jokes
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
How do you see past that forehead?
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Memes
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? š¤£šš¤£š
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
Iām in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...