Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
DoS Jokes
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
