DoS jokes
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Memes
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."