My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
DoS Jokes
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
