DoS jokes
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Memes
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
How do get a nun pregnant? Fuck her!
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.