What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
