DoS jokes
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Memes
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
How do get a nun pregnant? Fuck her!
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.