DoS jokes

What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.

What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?

A bath bomb.

What do you call a straight orphan?

A no homeo.

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Som Ting Wong.

What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?

Tie-wan-sho.

Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.

Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: Because your name is in seeker.

What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?

They can't see each other anymore.

What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?

Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?

Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!

What do orphans and homework have in common?

Everybody forgets about them.

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

Why can't orphans play House Flipper?

'Cause they don't know what to do.

What do you and orphans have in common?

Nobody loves you.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

What do you call a legless table? Nothing.

Why do orphans play baseball?

That’s the only way they can run to home.

I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.