DoS jokes

What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?

The Milky Way.

What do you call an abo with a shotgun?

Sir.

What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?

A homeless shelter.

How do you make a plumber die?

You kill his family.

What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?

"Kinder Egg surprise."

What do you call a scared octopus?

An octopussy.

What do oranges 🍊 sweat?

Juice!

Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)

What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?

POORphan

What do you call a nut in jail?

A busted nut.

I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.

My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."

My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.

Why? Why would you do that?

Where do you go to get the best fish?

A restaurant on the Titanic.

What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?

A milkshake.

What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.

Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.

What do you call a Black Iron Man?

Robert Browny Jr.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

How do you make a plumber cry?

You kill his family.

I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.

And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.