DoS jokes
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call a special ed class thatβs flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Memes
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think itβs a joke! π
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itβs not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
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Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.