DoS jokes
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
Memes
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.