DoS jokes
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?
Memes
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.