DoS Jokes

Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.

How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.

What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!

What do you call a dick playing badminton?

A shuttlecock.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

dont do that shit to ur gf, im tryna give u a warning

A man labeled "BF" is pouring gasoline from a red container onto a bonfire labeled "Angry GF" with the text bubble "Relax, babe." above him.

Three gay guys walk into a bar.

There is only one stool left, what do they do?

They flip the stool over.

I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.

My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."

Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)

How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?

Your dog is gone. ;)

What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?

Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!

What do you call a scared octopus?

An octopussy.

What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?

A milkshake.

Where do you go to get the best fish?

A restaurant on the Titanic.

My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.

Why? Why would you do that?

What do Orphans say on Father's Day?

Well, not "Happy Father's Day."

Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.

Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.

Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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What do you call an Autistic kid?

A work of Daniel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.