How do get a nun pregnant? Fuck her!
DoS Jokes
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
