DoS jokes
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
Memes
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.