DoS jokes
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
Memes
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!