DoS jokes
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Memes
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?
Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.