DoS jokes
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
Memes
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They canβt see their parents.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.