DoS jokes
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
Memes
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!