DoS jokes
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Memes
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.