DoS jokes
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Memes
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
What do you call a cute door?
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
Do you know that “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” usually mean the same thing?
Except at a funeral.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"