DoS jokes
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Memes
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)