DoS jokes
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Memes
What do they say when they answer the phone???
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?