What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
DoS Jokes
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
