DoS jokes
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
I like ramen. If you do, like!
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
Memes
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!