DoS jokes
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Memes
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.