DoS jokes
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Memes
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?