DoS jokes
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Memes
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.