DoS jokes
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
Memes
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!