DoS jokes
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
Memes
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"