DoS jokes
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Memes
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Grandma isnβt responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what itβs like to be wanted.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.