What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
DoS Jokes
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
