DoS jokes
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
Memes
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.