DoS jokes
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
Memes
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."