DoS jokes
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Memes
What do they say when they answer the phone???
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!