DoS jokes
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
Memes
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.