DoS jokes
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
Memes
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
How do people eat bread?
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”