What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
DoS Jokes
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
