DoS jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
Memes
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."