DoS jokes
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
Memes
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.