DoS jokes
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Memes
What do you call a bored robot?
A βsighβ-borg.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
How do people eat bread?
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question βDo aliens exist?β
βOf course they do! They live in Mexico!β
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.