What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
