DoS jokes
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Memes
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!