DoS jokes
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. ππ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. ππ
Person with no arms: ππππππππππππππ
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Memes
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to be there.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.