How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
