DoS jokes
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Memes
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!