DoS jokes
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
Memes
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.