DoS jokes
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
I like ramen. If you do, like!
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Memes
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.