DoS jokes
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Memes
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?