DoS jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
Memes
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!