DoS jokes
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Memes
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."