Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
