DoS jokes
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Memes
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.