What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
How do you stop a baby from crying?
You drown it.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.