DoS jokes
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Memes
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!