DoS jokes
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Memes
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?