DoS jokes
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
Memes
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.