Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
