You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
DoS Jokes
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
