DoS jokes
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Memes
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.