DoS jokes
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Memes
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.