Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
DoS Jokes
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeΓ±o business!
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
