DoS jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
Memes
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.