DoS jokes
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
Memes
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.