DoS jokes
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Memes
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!