DoS jokes
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Memes
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeΓ±o business!
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!