DoS jokes
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Memes
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!