DoS jokes
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Memes
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.